I
didn't really have time at the end of the semester to write a real blog post,
so instead I'm posting a list I've complied of the strangest snippets of
conversations I've heard this past semester. Yes, I've been creepily taking
note of the weird things I've heard people say throughout the semester, but I
think it's rather funny. Sometimes I wish I could've heard more of their
conversation because some of these things seem really out there. Enjoy! (Note:
I added my commentary in black, pink represents something that was said by a
girl and blue, a boy.... I think it adds a little something to a few of them if
you know the gender of who said it... *cough* the one about Twilight)
Shit
People Say In Passing Conversations
"And now
her room is infested with them. They are literally crawling everywhere" I don't even want to know
"Momentum is like that awkward stepchild" Wait, you're talking about
physics, right?
"That's not really something I want to put in my
mouth, you know?"
"I was like 'Shit, I should probably put some pants
on'"
"I prefer tender chicken thighs"
"No man. Chicken breasts are the
best!"
"Wait, wait. Why don't we just cut his breaks?
HAHAHAHA!!!"
Should I be concerned for the safety of one of your friends?
"Yeah, I think putting it next to the peanuts will be more
aesthetically pleasing"
"But is it the same consistency as Nutella?"
"Yeah, if Snookie shows me hers first" Shows you her what exactly?
"The point of my story is that I have no pants
now" And
then you found 5 dollars
"I haven't taken notes in that class since last
week"
"Are you kidding? I've never taken notes in that
class" A+
students!
"If there's a grizzly bear, you probably need to
hurry up" Umm,
I'm pretty sure if you're close enough to see a grizzly bear while camping,
you're already screwed
"People don't laugh with me, they laugh at me." Not something you want to be
telling the world
"If you enjoy real meteorites we have one you can
touch!"
"Unicorns and toads are real.... or at least
unicorns are" Toads are definitely mythical, just like the tooth fairy and the
Queen of England
"Oh my gosh! She's gonna be 20? That’s really old!"
"It was a total Twilight moment"
"You mean Twilight Zone moment?"
"No. I meant Twilight. Like the book about the
vampires."
"The naughty things I would do to his sexy face"
"Elephant"
"Dude. Shut up"
"Elephant"
"Seriously man. Shut up"
"People have to earn my laugh"
"Let's go to her ceremony hammered!"
"That's why stalking is bad" Probably talking about
Facebook... we all do it
"The fact that I ran around naked is extremely out of
context" *probably
my favorite. I don't even want to know what exactly they were talking about
"Make up a bunch of shit. Like say you're honest and trustworthy
and stuff" That
sounds like a good idea
"If I just do push-ups for the interview they'll
definitely give me the job"
"Do you think Jesus recycled?" Umm probably not because I
don't think they had plastic back then... but I'm not a scholar
"It's annoying how you can only reserve study rooms for
two hours. You should be able to reserve that room for as long as you want your
soul to waste away" Amen!
"I'm scratching the bridge of my nose, you know, because
it's itchy"
"One time they injected morphine straight into my head. It
was great"
Oh,
college conversations.... always so intellectual:)
