February. I automatically associate February with Valentine's Day.... so naturally, I decided to make a "Sexiest Men" post.
*Also... Blogger did not notify me that I had forgotten to add an "e" in the title of Sexiest Men so it would have been Sexist Men... totally different meanings.... Thanks for not catching that Blogger.*
Adam Levine- I named him "sexiest man" before People Magazine did. Just ask my old roommate, Caryn, or anyone else who has been around me every time a Maroon 5 song comes on. That. Voice. I was thinking the other day that if I were to go on the show "The Voice" I would have a hard time choosing between Adam Levine and Usher (Assuming that I'd be picked by both of them because my voice is just that good). On the one hand, I am very attracted to Adam, and not that I've watched the show, but I'm pretty sure he's already won a season. But on the other hand, Usher did create an 18 year old, world famous, many mistake making, pop music singing, egg throwing, successful, dancing douche bag named Justin Bieber.... and that is quite a resume. Sorry about that rant but that's what happens when I start talking about Adam Levine.
George Clooney- You silver fox you. He's living proof that you can become more attractive as you age.
Banksy- (Borrowed from Salon.com) Looks are overrated. Not that Bansky is a bad-looking guy. It’s just that we don’t know – or particularly care. This fall, the British graffiti artist/full-time provocateur took his act to New York City and rapidly became the biggest thing to hit the town since the cronut ... In short, he had fun. He reminded the art world that making things is supposed to be joyful and subversive and weird, and he let the whole great unwashed denizens of the city in on the joke. We wouldn’t know you if we passed you on the street, Banksy, but you’re a good time. And that is very, very sexy.
Justin Timberlake- Admit it, you never thought the bleached permed hair guy from N'sync was going to go anywhere after the boy band. Look who's laughing now! Sing to me JT!
Zac Efron- Definitely didn't expect him to ever make my list, but that permanently changed when I literally bumped into his tan, muscular.... strong.... tan.... amazing.... hot.... strong arms. He's 10 times sexier in person. When I bumped him, he apologized to me. I took it as a marriage proposal. We're engaged now.
Shemar Moore- To everyone who says nothing is impossible.... try to find an unattractive picture of Shemar and then get back to me. This man has it all. And he's 40+ years old. Hot. Damn.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt- I don't know why I love JGL so much. Maybe it's how adorable he is in 500 Days of Summer. Or maybe it's his mysterious sexiness in Inception. Or maybe it's his scary, poorly done eyebrows that weirdly resemble Bruce Willis in Looper. Who cares. He's on my list. Remember when JGL went through that ugly phase? Neither do I.
Anyone famous with a british accent
And I thought I'd add.... Definitely
NOT Juan Pablo- the current Bachelor on ABC. I'm so sick of people saying how sexy he is. I think he resembles a (very fit) potato. He is fake and not very sexy. Let the all the crazy women fight over him. I'll remain unimpressed by ABC's choice of Bachelor. #StillTeamZak
So that about sums it up. My list of dream men that will never be my Valentine. I'm gonna go eat some chocolate now.... and cry.
