6 Useless Things I Wish The iPhone 6 Would Do

With the upcoming release of the new iPhone 6 from Apple, I got to thinking about all the changes Apple has made to their phones since the release of the first iPhone. Then, being me, I thought about all the changes Apple could make to their phones that would be completely useless, if not utterly annoying. So here's 6 useless things Apple could do to their new iPhone 6.

Give a "20% battery used up" warning so you know when you're at 80% instead of a "20% of battery remaining" warning.

Have Siri be able to trash talk S-voice when she is around a Samsung phone and Cortana when she is around a Windows phone. Quickest way to make friends is by having your phone talk shit about their phone right in front of them, right?

Play theme music based on your mood when you're walking around.

Have a "Shazam"-like app that only identifies bird calls. I have talked about this idea with classmates before. Don't ask.

Come with a remote control so you don' even have to touch your phone to make it work.

Periodically change a word to one of its synonyms as you text. It would either make you sound smarter, or [smarter]. Amicorrect?