Passing Conversations

I didn't really have time at the end of the semester to write a real blog post, so instead I'm posting a list I've complied of the strangest snippets of conversations I've heard this past semester. Yes, I've been creepily taking note of the weird things I've heard people say throughout the semester, but I think it's rather funny. Sometimes I wish I could've heard more of their conversation because some of these things seem really out there. Enjoy! (Note: I added my commentary in black, pink represents something that was said by a girl and blue, a boy.... I think it adds a little something to a few of them if you know the gender of who said it... *cough* the one about Twilight)


Shit People Say In Passing Conversations

"And now her room is infested with them. They are literally crawling everywhere" I don't even want to know

"Momentum is like that awkward stepchild" Wait, you're talking about physics, right?

"That's not really something I want to put in my mouth, you know?"

"I was like 'Shit, I should probably put some pants on'"

"I prefer tender chicken thighs"
"No man. Chicken breasts are the best!"

"Wait, wait. Why don't we just cut his breaks? HAHAHAHA!!!" Should I be concerned for the safety of one of your friends?

"Yeah, I think putting it next to the peanuts will be more aesthetically pleasing" 

"But is it the same consistency as Nutella?"

"Yeah, if Snookie shows me hers first" Shows you her what exactly?

"The point of my story is that I have no pants now" And then you found 5 dollars

"I haven't taken notes in that class since last week"

"Are you kidding? I've never taken notes in that class" A+ students!

"If there's a grizzly bear, you probably need to hurry up" Umm, I'm pretty sure if you're close enough to see a grizzly bear while camping, you're already screwed

"People don't laugh with me, they laugh at me." Not something you want to be telling the world

"If you enjoy real meteorites we have one you can touch!"

"Unicorns and toads are real.... or at least unicorns are" Toads are definitely mythical, just like the tooth fairy and the Queen of England

"Oh my gosh! She's gonna be 20? That’s really old!"

"It was a total Twilight moment"

"You mean Twilight Zone moment?"

"No. I meant Twilight. Like the book about the vampires."

"The naughty things I would do to his sexy face"

"Elephant"

"Dude. Shut up"

"Elephant"

"Seriously man. Shut up"

"People have to earn my laugh"

"Let's go to her ceremony hammered!"

"That's why stalking is bad" Probably talking about Facebook... we all do it

"The fact that I ran around naked is extremely out of context" *probably my favorite. I don't even want to know what exactly they were talking about

"Make up a bunch of shit. Like say you're honest and trustworthy and stuff" That sounds like a good idea

"If I just do push-ups for the interview they'll definitely give me the job"

"Do you think Jesus recycled?" Umm probably not because I don't think they had plastic back then... but I'm not a scholar

"It's annoying how you can only reserve study rooms for two hours. You should be able to reserve that room for as long as you want your soul to waste away" Amen!

"I'm scratching the bridge of my nose, you know, because it's itchy"

"One time they injected morphine straight into my head. It was great"

Oh, college conversations.... always so intellectual:)