Passing Conversations Part 2

The passing conversations I've heard during my last semester at JMU....
Part 1

Pink- said by a girl 
Blue- said by a boy

They have deep fried stuff everywhere because people aren't getting fat and dying fast enough

God I have so much back sweat right now

In my opinion that is the most badass sound a man can make. That rough deep Japanese samurai yell

How did he manage to decapitate himself? I mean, wouldn't that hurt?

So ketchup and rice is not a good combo, huh?

No no no. I want a plushy toothless toy.

Apparently there was a couple murdered in their basement. So we went down there with only one flashlight

Do you want to mention something about her limbs too?

Well we wouldn't be doing science without talking about things with weird names

Play with your flubber for awhile and see what happens

I was mortified so I ripped him to pieces... literally

I don't want to be the guy who comes in late and is like what's up bitches

Guy 1: It's like a straight line to cut through
Guy 2: So like a triangle?
Guy 1: Yeah. Well no. It's like one of those weird triangles. Like the ones where you don't really know if it's a triangle. You know what I'm talking about?
Guy 2: Oh yeah.

Sometimes I just go home on the weekend to see my dog. I miss him more than my parents

I've never taken more than 15 credits.
Wha- how are you GRADUATING?!?

How 'bout instead of the limit does not exist, we say math does not exist... therefor there is no answer and no homework to do for this stupid class

He was like a mix between the old Michael Jackson and the new one

I LOVE bald old men. It's unhealthy.

His name is Sebastian, so we call him Se-badass-tian

Girl: If I wait for the bus any longer I'm going to get melanoma.
Guy: I'm pretty sure you can't get melanoma if it's overcast and raining...
Girl: Well... you know what I mean... That disease you get from getting cold and wet.
Guy: Pneumonia?
Girl: Whatever. I'm not a health science person

66 million years ago there was a dinosaur that was basically a chicken from hell

They're probably wondering why I'm stalking a 4 year old asian girl

They gave me a bottle of tequila and a ring pop and that's it. 

Girl 1: My feet feel like grape jello right now
Girl 2: Why grape jello?
Girl 1: That's just how it is

Not many people know I'm an expert at regurgitating gross foods

Whatever it was, it was warm and sticky and had something hard in it

STAY C14SSY JMU!